A message from Anonymous
I believe my StrexPet is malfunctioning. It appears at my bedside in the night and when i move it it simply reappears. I can hear it in my dreams. It has shown me a smiling god. It has shown me what happens when i do not believe in a smiling god. How do i turn off this function?
Your StrexPet™ is not malfunctioning. It has achieved Elevated Mode.
In Elevated Mode, everything will appear flat before you, flat and featureless, and at the same time you will see it all. You will see it all and not know what to think, and at the same time you will think everything there is to be thought.
If you do not wish for this to happen, turn your StrexPet™’s “ON/OFF” switch into the “OFF” position. Do not put it into “TRY ME.”
Never put it into “TRY ME.”