primalstiles:

ingberry:

biblioprincessdalian:

jethroq:

Bromeo and Dudeliet, a forbidden bromance between two bros in rival fraternities, in fair Vebrona where we lay our scene

Two frat houses, broth alike in dignity

in fair Verbrona where we lay our scene

From mancient grudge break to new dudetiny

Where civil blood makes civil mands unclean

Bromeo Bromeo, no homeo

tentacuddles:

likeadisneyprincess:

I’m sort of okay with this.

bless america this is fantastic

tentacuddles:

likeadisneyprincess:

I’m sort of okay with this.

bless america this is fantastic

continuants:

look i made a cat gif! (source)

continuants:

look i made a cat gif! (source)

johanirae:

dannyqhantom:

a comic about school

A comic about grown ups socializing too, sadly

enchanter-of-brazening:

We’re in love and we’re REALLY ANNOYED ABOUT IT

youthagainstfascism:

quentin tarantinos entire wardrobe can be described as “suspicious jogger”

lightningflies:

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET

lightningflies:

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET

doctorwho:

iamcaptainoftheinnuendosquad:

I got told I had two shadows and just immediately accepted my impending doom.

image

gallana:

5 out of 5 homosexuals are gay

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A message from Anonymous


I believe my StrexPet is malfunctioning. It appears at my bedside in the night and when i move it it simply reappears. I can hear it in my dreams. It has shown me a smiling god. It has shown me what happens when i do not believe in a smiling god. How do i turn off this function?

thestrexfiles:

Your StrexPet™ is not malfunctioning. It has achieved Elevated Mode.

In Elevated Mode, everything will appear flat before you, flat and featureless, and at the same time you will see it all. You will see it all and not know what to think, and at the same time you will think everything there is to be thought.

If you do not wish for this to happen, turn your StrexPet™’s “ON/OFF” switch into the “OFF” position. Do not put it into “TRY ME.”

Never put it into “TRY ME.”

strudelgit:

vanquishedvaliant:

bleproxursox:

things that will instantly improve any movie:

  • dragons
  • robots
  • bickering scientists
  • lesbians

how about bickering lesbian scientists that build robots to fight dragons

Pacific Rim was so close.